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No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Can someone write me a sex story?
Then came..
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What are the best self-care practices to improve mental health?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What trains transport cars and passengers near Pompano Beach, Florida that goes to New York?
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Are you worried that the 2024 US presidential election will result in a close race?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Have you ever had a scary dream about a loved one or friend soon after their death?
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
Do you agree with Michael Moore that Donald Trump is "toast" in a political comeback?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Why is Hinduism not polytheistic?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
So they tried
Do leftists understand why young men are becoming more right-wing?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Can I fix a fridge leak myself, or should I call a pro?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
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